What's a Beetletrunk?
Posted by s2 | Labels: Creepy | Posted On Wednesday, February 20, 2008 at 9:39 AM
What's a Beetletrunk you ask? You don't know? Shit, I was hoping you could tell me. The Beetletrunk is a creature/concept that my 3 year old daughter unveiled to us several months ago. What exactly it is, she could not explain, however the Beetletrunk has been the focus of both fear and pity to her. At times she is afraid of it lurking in the bathroom, sometimes she want's to bring it food to make it happy, and sometimes she wants to hurt it.
What we DO know about the Beetletrunk is that it has:
Blue skin
Blue hair
Crawls on 4 legs (sometimes)
Other than that, it's intentions, desires, and designs remain a mystery. I guess i picture it as a more feral, less reasonable version of cookie monster that is only occasionally bi-pedal.
What we DO know about the Beetletrunk is that it has:
Blue skin
Blue hair
Crawls on 4 legs (sometimes)
Other than that, it's intentions, desires, and designs remain a mystery. I guess i picture it as a more feral, less reasonable version of cookie monster that is only occasionally bi-pedal.

oh geez....not going to be able to look at Cookie Monster without laughing now