Finding Beetletrunk

I don't know why I'm posting this one. It's yet another scrapbook entry. I laughed out loud when I found it though.. I showed it to my wife and got zero response. Perhaps that was my first red flag. This should in no way be funny, perhaps my innuendo inundated brain (huh?) matched patterns that should not be there in the first place.



Yeah, this is pretty old. I'm guessing Kindergartenish. Lower case"a" gave me a hard time back then. I found entire sheets of paper where I apparently just practiced how to write a lower case "a". I do like how the teacher gave me a little witch stamp along with her comment "good". Honestly "good" is a bit disappointing. She could have tossed an exclamation point on there. It's not like I was gonna get a big head or anything. How many other kids colored Little Tommy Stout's shoes red??. Sure maybe black for the cat was a bit unoriginal. But did she notice the BLUE cloud? Oh well.

I guess the only reason for posting this was the text. It was not uncommon to refer to cat's as pussies back then. Far less common today. heh. However, it's the lack of pronoun in the second to last sentence that made me laugh once it is all put into context. Like I said, it's pretty weak, and frankly borderline offensive. But I offer no apologies.


Seriously though Tommy, that's like the least effective method.

If I were a teacher grading this blog, I'm not even sure I would give a "good" I think I would give a stamp of sneaker and write underneath it "whatevs". C-