It's Popular in Hawaii
Posted by s2 | Labels: email, Low Self Esteem | Posted On Friday, March 7, 2008 at 8:45 AM
I don't usually check and see what our spam filter catches, but I was beginning to wonder if I was missing something important. So, I checked and boy was I ever.
You have to click to actually see it. Dammit.
For the most part, the spam is really a service aimed at trying to help me be a "better man" or improve my self esteem (Stop being a loser). Other messages just want to inform me about pharmaceutical deals that in no way sound the least bit shady.
However, one message in particular jumped off the screen at me. The one that made me click the "release" link. Almost.
"Fondle all her internal nerve endings"
What does that mean? Is it a new game? Is it a medical achievement? Is it even legal? Are we talking hypothetically with engaging conversation? Either way, I'm not sure women would want that. Plus fondle always sounded like a non-consential term to me. You never hear "fondle" in a good light. Usually the word is found in court proceedings and HR reports. Fondle is never good.
Well, if anyone want's their internal nerve endings fondled, let me know and I will release the email and allow it into my inbox. However it most likely contains a virus designed to fondle my internal system information. See... fondle is NEVER good!
However, one message in particular jumped off the screen at me. The one that made me click the "release" link. Almost.
"Fondle all her internal nerve endings"
What does that mean? Is it a new game? Is it a medical achievement? Is it even legal? Are we talking hypothetically with engaging conversation? Either way, I'm not sure women would want that. Plus fondle always sounded like a non-consential term to me. You never hear "fondle" in a good light. Usually the word is found in court proceedings and HR reports. Fondle is never good.
Well, if anyone want's their internal nerve endings fondled, let me know and I will release the email and allow it into my inbox. However it most likely contains a virus designed to fondle my internal system information. See... fondle is NEVER good!
*sigh* I wish someone would fondle my internal nerve endings...